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Mindy Kaling and Craig Ferguson chat about frozen corpses

Actress Mindy Kaling appeared on Craig Ferguson’s show moments ago (video to come in the morning above). The brief interview was a bit bizarre and featured a talking robot as well as lots of references to Ferguson’s recent Peabody award.

Building off of a Edmund Hillary–Tenzing Norgay joke that Ferguson made in his monologue, Kaling claimed that to get to the top of Mount Everest, one has to pass “a snowy field of corpses of people who’ve tried to reach the top of Everest but haven’t made it.” (“You’ve made that up,” Ferguson shot back.”)

I think she was referring to Everest’s Death Zone. According to Wikipedia:

Lack of oxygen, exhaustion, extreme cold, and the dangers of the climb all contribute to [Everest’s] death toll. A person who is injured so he can’t walk himself is in serious trouble since it is often extremely risky to try to carry someone out, and generally impractical to use a helicopter.

People who die during the climb are typically left behind. About 150 bodies have never been recovered. It is not uncommon to find corpses near the standard climbing routes.

This 2007 McClatchy article has more gory details about the Death Zone (all emphasis mine):

To reach the summit of Mount Everest, climbers must ascend through a field of corpses—the bodies of climbers who didn’t get off the mountain safely.

Frozen solid, the dead climbers are too heavy to remove easily from the treacherous high slopes. Some perch eerily on rocks; others lie stiff in caves.

“There are a lot of bodies on the mountain,” said Duncan Chessell, an Australian veteran of several attempts on Everest’s summit.

A team of researchers found in 2008 that “factors most associated with the risk of death were excessive fatigue, a tendency to fall behind other climbers and arriving at the summit later in the day.”

Dr. Paul Firth, who led the study, had this warning for potential climbers:

“The majority of those who have died on Everest were in the prime of their lives, with families and friends left bereft,” stresses Firth, who is an instructor in Anaesthesia at Harvard Medical School. “Mountaineering is for fun; it’s not worth dying or leaving others there to die. Appropriate caution is the hallmark of the elite mountaineer – the mountain will always be there next year.”

Liev Schreiber, Loogey-Gate, and the “New Delhi Times”

Actor Liev Schreiber spent most of his appearance on Friday’s The Late Show with David Letterman discussing a gossip item that ran in what he called The New Delhi Times (there isn’t a paper by this name). According to Schreiber, the article accused him of spitting on co-star Scarlett Johansson during a recent performance of their Broadway show A View From the Bridge.

I initially assumed that Schreiber was referring to the Hindustan Times, a paper that often runs ridiculous stories about Western celebrities. (Some recent examples include the following: LiLo denies rumours of link up with Gerard Butler, I look like a ‘blob’: Robert Pattinson and Sandra versus a porn star.)

However, after poking around a bit further, I believe I found the article Schreiber was talking about. It’s from NewKerala.com and it begins:

LIEV SCHREIBER and SCARLETT JOHANSSON disgusted theatregoers during a recent performance of their Broadway show A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE after the actor accidentally spat mucus in his co-star’s face.

Gross!

Adhir Kalyan chats with Craig Ferguson

Rules of Engagement actor Adhir Kalyan had a terrific appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on Tuesday. The conversation included a discussion of the elocution teachers at Kalyan’s posh primary school in South Africa and ended with an awkward pause contest.

There was actually only one thing about this YouTube video that was disappointing, and that’s the fact that CBS’s official channel managed to misspell the actor’s first and last name. (They apparently think his name is “Ahdir Kaylan.”)

On a more positive note, the official Rules of Engagement website has launched Timmy Strikes Back, a blog “written” by Kalyan’s character Timmy, a disillusioned Oxford grad who is the personal assistant to the womanizing Russell Dunbar (David Spade). The interactive website also invites viewers to upload and share their own workplace rants.

Adhir Kalyan becomes a regular on Rules of Engagement

South African actor Adhir Kalyan will officially become a regular on the CBS sitcom Rules of Engagement when the show returns for its fourth season on Monday.

Kalyan plays Timmy, “the beleaguered assistant to eternal bachelor Russell Dunbar (David Spade).”

Watch this Timmy-centric trailer for the new season:

Kalyan’s first major American television role was playing Raja Musharraff on the short-lived CW sitcom Aliens in America. While that series was pretty cringe-inducing, I always loved hearing the theme song, a cover of “(What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace and Understanding?” by PJ Olsson & Junoon’s Salman Ahmad.